You’ll discover that just as with life insurance, purchasing memorial property today will provide a financial benefit as well as a sense of accomplishment and peace of mind.

This junk mail couldn’t be more timely! In a few weeks I turn 34, so it’s high time I started thinking of myself as basically a pre-corpse and making immediate plans to have my timeworn husk disposed of in a sanitary, inoffensive manner. I only hope you’ve learned from my many mistakes, children — you are the future.

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  1. joshfrench posted this