I need some airplane book recommendations because my seatmate will be too racked out on sinus medication to hold up a conversation for five hours. If I like it I’ll write you a book report!
Oh, you THINK I’ll be racked out? Nuh-uh. I’ll be on 19 tablets of sudafed which will make me THE BEST SEATMATE EVER as in the one jabbering compulsively about nothing. Although I am in so much pain, I may also be on painkillers, in which case I will jabber compulsively until I yak on you (again!) and then pass out.
I won’t tell the story of Bex barfing on me here (it really needs enthusiastic re-enactment) but if you ever have the chance to ask me about it in person, please do. Especially if she’s right there.
